I received 56 responses to this question, 54 of them were correct. This tells me I have way too many Star Trek fans reading this column and maybe I need to start including more Trek jokes. Here is the best response:

Eric Scott Guthrie: The direct English translation for Klingon is a small piece of fecal matter that hangs in the hairs surrounding a mammal's sphincte... oh wait... you want a translation of the phrase you wrote. Ahhh... that's easy. Let's see... "Where is the bathroom?"

Given his first answer there I'd say the bathroom was on his mind....

But the first correct email came from Philip Hansen. Philip, "Martian Gothic: Unification" is on its way to you now.... see folks? There really were no winners here.

Until next week then. It's a date. I'll bring the whine.

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Andrew is a professional journalist working in the PC entertainment field. He mocks because of his abiding love for the industry and his wise-ass upbringing. So, keep a sense of humor, even if you find his lacking. Comment? Critique? Vendetta? News Tip? Write him.