Gold:

Combat Command 2: Danger Forward: I am thankful for danger forward rather than danger backward. I hate surprises.

Alice: Give thanks this year for your tarts, tea and of course, the company of a good solid deck of cards. Just watch out for when the baby turns into a pig.

Mechwarrior IV: I am thankful for 30' giant robot mechanized action gaming.

Released:

Call to Power II: I am thankful this game isn't called Civilization III. That would be heartbreaking. I'd hate to have to uninstall Civilization III.

Gunman Chronicles: I am thankful that everyday mod makers can get this kind of support from large corporations. Half-Life lives on, thank you Sierra.

Hitman: I am thankful for games that teach me to be an effective killer. In case, y'know, it ever becomes useful.

Blair Witch III: The Elly Kedward Tale: I am thankful I don't live near any spooky haunted woods and that my video camera has a stability gyroscope.

Pentium 4: I am thankful for the Pentium 4. Anything to get those annoying commercials with the freaky Blue Men off the air!

Until next Monday then? Hope you had a Happy Turkey Day. Even though it's very unlikely the white folks ever really broke bread with the Native Americans… it's nice to think they did once a year.

BIO
Andrew is a professional journalist working in the PC entertainment field. He mocks because of his abiding love for the industry and his wise-ass upbringing. So, keep a sense of humor, even if you find his lacking. Comment? Critique? Vendetta? News Tip? Write him.