Did you watch Gore during the first debate? Here he is commanding the Penguins.
Hey! I spent the whole week standing in line and I was one of the lucky ones! Yes folks, no more PC gaming for me I got me one of those shiny Play-Station consoles everyone is talking about! It's small and gray and it only cost me $99! Sure, I could have gotten that upgraded black model, but it costs $300? Are they nuts? Besides, I have a DVD-ROM on my PC and I have a DVD player in my living room, why do I need a vertical black DVD player to watch my copy of Fight Club on? I have a whopping 32 bits, take that, Dreaming Cast console owners! I also bought a few of the hottest Play-Station games! I got NHL '97, Mortal Kombat II and something called Resident Evil: Director's Cut (which has commentary track by David Fincher, apparently). So nyah-nyah to all you hype-freaks, I got a Play-Station before any of you! I'll do anything to stay cool and current folks.
