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They Break the News, I Break it Again!

A bit of ECTS news, some Diablo II info, Super-Duper-Man and… K-Mart? It's a crazy PC news world and I'm here to tell you all about it. Sit back, listen up and insert at least one grain of salt into your pie-hole! Oh, lots of games are coming out, I make fun of them here….

Quote of the Week: "You used to be able to put stick-um on those hands. Now they've got those gloves." ~John Madden, Madden NFL 2001 (around 15 times per game)

London, England: Despite the fact that most companies are making it a habit to completely skip this event each year, it's the Kentia Hall of convention-going folks. Still a couple big announcements happened over at the ECTS (which stands for Electronic Computer Trade Show… I think). Your Beatdown News Service didn't have the opportunity to go to ECTS this year but our gaming panel of gaming experts went; here's what they had to say about it:

"I've heard a few industry insiders speculate that if one or two big publishers pulled out of the E3, many others would follow as well, but the E3 still seems to be visibly growing, while the ECTS is increasingly becoming a less relevant event. The ECTS, in fact, seems to be dying a slow, ugly death." ~Stefan Eric Peter Ambrose 'Desslock' Janicki, Esq." Desslock's Gaming News

"Oh you English are sooo superior aren't you? Well, would you like to know where you'd be without the good old U S of A to protect you? The smallest f***ing province of the Soviet Union that's what!" ~Otto Manfredjensen, CIA

Don't call me stupid.