Germany Wants end to Neo Nazi Party:
Calls in the help of Neo B.J. Blascowicz to deal with the problem.
Women Outnumber Men Online:
After years of existence it appears women finally outnumber men in the online cyberworld. This is interesting news indeed; I for one welcome it with open arms. Ok girls, email me and tell me what you want me to write about (beatdown@sharkyextreme.com).
Firestone Issues Massive Tire Recall:
For your own safety, stop playing Need For Speed: Porsche Unleashed!
Need For Tires
Smart, Seriously Smart
Dr.(?) Derek Smart announced that his 3000AD game development company, which has only produced one (very messed up) game despite many years of development, has licensed the Serious Sam engine from Croteam. Despite being interviewed by virtually every single easily impressed fansite in the business, Smart repeatedly has nothing to say about this phantom game other than claiming he has named it "Project ABC." I'll call it "Project Publicity Stunt" and leave it at that.
Harry Potter & the Electronic Artists
Harry Potter, the most popular thing in the world, ever, will star in a series of games from everybody's favorite game developer Electronic Arts. That is, if EA doesn't go out of business from the estimated cost of the license.
