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They Break the News, I Break it Again!

It's a tough job bringing you fresh PC gaming news each week. You are, after all, a hungry lot. Just think --not only do I have to find the news, I also have to pluck it, skin it, bone it, fry it up and serve it to you as fresh and sassy as you like it. Do I ever get a freaking thank you for my efforts? Nope. Still, I live to serve you, so bon appetite, but mind the gristle.

Game Quote of the Week: "To the pain!" ~Male Magic-User Voice #1: Icewind Dale

Once again the Pentagon failed to make the preliminary anti-missile missile test work. This time the anti-ballistic missile missile's radar guided apparatus failed in mid-flight, causing the missile to detonate before reaching its target.

Despite this evidence the Pentagon still attributes the mistake to "human error," specifically to one Jason Gagnon. Gagnon disputed the claim that it was his fault, "This wasn't 'human error,' I was doing fine. Those cities were in absolutely no danger, and then I got a piece of my hand caught in the trackball controller and missed one."