6. Age Of Empires II -Microsoft
Why Age Of Empires II? Because gamers are secretly huge Barbarossa fans. Man, I love that movie. Jane Fonda rules!

7. Roller Coaster Tycoon Corkscrew Follies -Hasbro
Why a RC Tycoon add-on? Because most of the people who bought the original are too stupid to realize that very little was added here. Very little. But it still has vomit!

8. Starcraft -Havas
Why Starcraft? Because Blizzard has tapped into the cultural zeitgeist and therefore cannot make a game that doesn't sell. Also, the subliminal messages on Who Wants to be a Millionaire help considerably.

9. Janes WWII Fighters -EA
Why Janes WWII Fighters? Because the average computer can finally run the damn thing! Fluffy clouds come at a huge processor/video card price, buddy. The new $14-19 price tag might be a factor as well. Ya think?

10. Sim City 3000 -EA
Why Sim City 3000? Because most people think it's a Sims expansion pack. It isn't, there isn't anything remotely titillating or voyeuristic about Sim City 3000. Well, except maybe that Eiffel Tower....

Until next Monday, please avoid bad games.

BIO

Andrew is a professional journalist working in the PC entertainment field. He mocks because of his abiding love for the industry and his wise-ass upbringing. So, keep a sense of humor, even if you find his lacking. Comment? Critique? Vendetta? News Tip? Write him.